Friday, September 5, 2008

MAD FACE OFF

Meteor Man VS. Blank Man
Best Design:

Well lets talk about the two designs. Meteor Man obviously had a bigger budget than blank man though we highly doubt his momma did all dat on her old school sewing machine during the montage scene. Blank Man's ensemble was more cost effective and it consisted of one piece pajamas that may or may not had footsies attached and a floral print dingy sheet tied around his neck. Blank Man's costume looked way comfortable to fight crime and looks like he can jus sleep in it also. It kinda looked like the apprentice Ninja Turtle. So yea we're gonna give best design to Meteor Man...not only does he have the better costume but he also represents us black people better than Blank Man. You can probably find a dozen Blank Men running around outside your local liquor store on any given weekday.

Best Power

Meteor Man's power...he could touch a book and instantly know everything in the book. We here at Mad Face feel that this is a power most of us black people need (don't get offended I said us). He also had the power to fly but due to his bitchassness he flew 2 feet off the ground...blah blah blah various other powers mimicking the white man's heroes...Now Blank man on tha other hand, he took trash donations to build his superhero lair. He was tha ultimate hobo!!....while others were using the stereotypical cardboard boxes and coke cans...You other homeless people can learn from him. You can be whatever you wanna be, jus tell'em Blank Man sent you...Yea we're giving this one to Blank Man...

Overall Winner

Neither...they're both not famous anymore...U know what...we're giving this one to Batman...

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