Did Bill Gates Just Do the Robot??

While watching tv I came across a commercial with Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates. They seem to have inhabited some random family's house and get into mischief. Its sort of like a leaked sitcom pilot that wasnt meant to see the light of day. Through the oddness and confusion...they made a good team believe it or not. Though Bill Gates is a creepy old man, he played a good wing man to Jerry Seinfeld's comic relief. They really balance eachother out. I thoroughly enjoyed this pointless commercial...come to find out after Bill Gates does the robot in the middle of a suburban street(yes...Bill does the robot) that its a microsoft ad. Who knew??? I still want a mac but i wouldnt mind seeing that again.

MAD FACE line of the week

This line comes from the late great comedian Mitch Hedberg's last CD that was just released. "Im glad they made Flinstones vitamins because i used to watch the Flinstones and say man i bet if i ate that dude i'd be healthy." R.I.P. Mitch

MAD FACE line of the week

"My life is doody cake"

This line comes from a scene from "Kickin it Old Skool" where Jamie Kennedy's character gets shut down by the girl he likes. I think we can all relate to having your life feel like "doody cake." Its not a great feeling. And if you dig more you can find a deeper meaning. Now everyone loves cake...its like the universal symbol of happy. Now what if u were offered a cake come to find out as you tear into what you believe to be a chocolate cake only lies doody. Thats a big let down...which can be a metaphor for life. But at the end of the day...it was jus a really funny line

MAD FACEBOOK

Dont you hate when you obsess over someone on facebook and your done reading everything they ever wrote on their profile and scroll through all their pictures and you get this feeling of emptiness....like there has to be more...because though you basically tapped into their life and gained an unhealthy and borderline dangerous attachment to them...you still feel like you dont really know them. Well i think facebook has solved this problem. They are workin on an application where you can actually find out where all your friends are...literally...like down to the address by using their cell phone numbers they registered with to use facebook mobile to find their GPS location. ISNT THIS GREAT?! So if you send someone a message and they dont respond....just go visit them because obviously they were having computer problems...cut the middleman. Or if you want to suprise your significant other because you see they arent where they said they were going to be...this can be your push into domestic violence. Theres just so much convenience with this application. And Facebook hits another one out the park. THANKS FACEBOOK.





....ok not really but we're pretty much already there

MAD FACE OFF

Meteor Man VS. Blank Man

Best Design:

Well lets talk about the two designs. Meteor Man obviously had a bigger budget than blank man though we highly doubt his momma did all dat on her old school sewing machine during the montage scene. Blank Man's ensemble was more cost effective and it consisted of one piece pajamas that may or may not had footsies attached and a floral print dingy sheet tied around his neck. Blank Man's costume looked way comfortable to fight crime and looks like he can jus sleep in it also. It kinda looked like the apprentice Ninja Turtle. So yea we're gonna give best design to Meteor Man...not only does he have the better costume but he also represents us black people better than Blank Man. You can probably find a dozen Blank Men running around outside your local liquor store on any given weekday.

Best Power

Meteor Man's power...he could touch a book and instantly know everything in the book. We here at Mad Face feel that this is a power most of us black people need (don't get offended I said us). He also had the power to fly but due to his bitchassness he flew 2 feet off the ground...blah blah blah various other powers mimicking the white man's heroes...Now Blank man on tha other hand, he took trash donations to build his superhero lair. He was tha ultimate hobo!!....while others were using the stereotypical cardboard boxes and coke cans...You other homeless people can learn from him. You can be whatever you wanna be, jus tell'em Blank Man sent you...Yea we're giving this one to Blank Man...

Overall Winner

Neither...they're both not famous anymore...U know what...we're giving this one to Batman...

O Word You Make Beats Too??

Producing, rapping, and song writing has become somewhat of a fad these days. They do it jus cuz its the thing to do...ya know...like pogs and magic cards...and slice pops. Music is not for everyone. We understand that you have mad swag and a pack of haters swagger jackin ur fresh...but ur ruining the world. You're depleting the ozone layer based on recent studies from unknown sources. But its nice to see music still runs through some young peoples blood. In the words of my lil nephew..."I gibersh gibersh muka beat?"(translation: can i please sit and produce some music with you uncle?)

MAD FACE DISCLAIMER

Um...We are aware that we did not make up MAD FACE and that there is proabably a bunch of mad faces out there...However we dont care and we are more than willing to challenge any other face claiming to be jus as or madder than ours. and you may be asking yourself...why do you call this blog mad face? and we would like to say that there is no real reason why. I mean we could make up something but we'd be lying. And quite frankly we find it offensive for you to ask. and um...so basically we will blog and post videos of things we find amusing...or hilarious...or interesting...or a whole bunch of other great adjectives we didnt think of. and we are probably going to have a lot of spelling errors...um...so what. So we would like to ask everyone to put on a mad face and join us...why? idk....shut up...thanks

Sincerely,
Mad Faces