Mad Text

Ok I got a confession to make...there's 3 things in the world I'm addicted to...women, the dollar menu and eFFing TEXT MESSAGING. I mean is it me or is that tha greatest thing ever since Captain Planet lunch boxes!?! Its bad...I'm sending like 80-90 messages a day!...I look like "Pookie" from New Jack City while I'm sittin by the phone waitin for a reply...it try to stop...it jus keep callin me..lol...Textin jus gives u a feelin of invincibility...but with all super powers comes great responsibility. So here r 3 simple rules to text by....

Rule #1...I know typing out full words can sometimes b a hassle but PLEASE HAVE SOME KINDA RESPECT FOR THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!! Some of ya'll be buggin...I get textes n its like a untrained monkey sent them to me. Typen ur wrds liek diss iz a-no-ying az phuck!!!...Cut it out ur gonna give spell check a heart attack trying to correct that nonsense

Rule #2...Stop friggen texting people you haven't talked to in years phrases like "hey" or "hi" just because your bored. The only thing that's going to come out of that is the person is just gonna remind you why you stopped talking to them in the first place. Now ur gonna have to deal wit that person blowing your phone up wit stupid texts at 2 in the morning like "what r u doin?"...

Rule #3...This one is especially for the ladies...cut that freaky texting out if you don't mean it!!...there's nothing guys hate more then when a female is sayin wild freaky ish via text then when he calls to confirm she says she was just playing!! That's not something you can say jus playin after!! Like ha ha...u were gonna do 80 mph at 3 a.m. to get to my crib for nothin...its like someone snatched a cookie out our hands, smashed it n then knocked the milk over...all hope for true happiness has been lost...JERK!!

Mad Space

Hey this is to all those girls out there who deem themselves "the shit" in cyberland (Myspace,etc.) probably to make up for their lack of ability to do so in the real world. Does your profile look a lil something like this:

About Me:
Hi my name is bla bla...I like to do this and that. I dont have no time for the bullshit. I know im beautiful so dont tell me anymore cuz i kno already...cuz i am. Guys dont talk to me. But if u do talk to me...dont jus say hey wats up...cuz thats not wat people say in real life wen they meet someone. I want u to write me some long crazy shit to entertain me so can I not respond. And dont make sexual comments about me becuase i will also not respond. Who cares if i have a photo album called "naked" where im in various colored panties n bras in compromising positions showin my ass n such. but...anything else u wanna know about me jus ask.


Who I'd like to meet:
Not no ugly people cuz im tired of ugly people. i only wanna meet beautiful people...and jay-z.


Is this you? its funny because some people are under the impression that networking sites are for networking...but wat do they know right? Granted..guys can be a lil extra but wtf girls. Its like luring a dog in with sausages(they use those in cartoons) jus to shoot him in the head when he arrives. come back to reality.

MAD FACE clip of the week

This clip comes from another one of my favorite comedians, Louis C.K. Its from his new Showtime special "Chewed Up." In this particualy part he's talkin about offensive words and his take on "The 'N' Word"....funny stuff.

MAD Bullsh*t

So i finally saw Babylon A.D. Basically wat you saw in the commercial is what your going to get....explosions and special effects. Dont try to follow the storyline...it just leaves you confused wit the shit face. But let me humor you...apparently Vin Diesel's character used to be in a transporting business of some sort but left for whatever reason but is asked to do one more job...which is transporting a weird chic that may have special powers and was created to have a virgin birth so another crazy lady can profit off her made up religion. So throughout this ball of confusion another group of weird people is trying to intercept her and thats where the action lies...well at least thats what i got from it. Hey...you may have a different storyline when you watch it...or dont.

Mad Random

Ok this is one of those moments when something completely random pops into my head n i decide 2 share it. Hmmm...ok I watchin something on TV (tha shows not important so don't ask) n this guy gets down on one knee to propose to his girlfriend. At that moment I thought to myself...who in D eFF was tha sucka that messed it up for tha rest of us!?!?...Now because of some jerk, if i decide to get married i gotta get my pants dirty...thanks a lot. He musta been tha same clown who invented "chivalry" n tha Lifetime channel. Like I don't mind opening doors or helpin a girl wit her chair...but at tha same time...does it have to b an everyday thing!? Guys need to get together n invent "she-valry" n create out own list of demands...I'll start it off...Demand #1...girlfriends or "girl friends" can't touch tha radio or tha remote...oh n no complainin bout what i'm listenin to or watchin...that's jus rude...so this is Mr. Smith n Mad Face sayin Adias!!..now kick mad rocks....

Mad Mobile

Ok so it's that time of tha year again...the 4th quarter. Basically for regular ppl like you and I this means its time to get ya money up cuz theres a whole lot of stuff comin out that we gotta buy. N if you don't you will probably be laughed at, humilated and forced to become a hermit. So wit that underway...the magic word for tha month of October is "Cell Phone". That's right everyone its time to get ur mobile game up...time to kick ur old mobile phone to tha curb for tha new hot thing like u did ur "safety date" for your highschool prom. So us being tha warm hearted sex symbols we r at MadFace decided to hook u up wit tha October PSA for cell phones...tha top 5 goes like this....

1. Sprint Touch Pro...No phone on tha corner gotta swagger like this one


2. T-Mobile G1...Finally T-Mobile's first hot phone since tha original Sidekick


3. Verizon Blackberry Storm...umm pardon my drool...if you have Verizon n don't get this phone...jus smear mash potatoes on ur face n walk around like that...this way ppl will at least think ur crazy instead of stupid...


4. Sprint Touch Diamond...Basically tha same as the Touch Pro, minus the slideout keyboard


5. Nokia 5800 XpressMusic...pretty dope touch screen phone

Ok well that's it...Me...i'm getting tha G1. Oh n if ur phone service provider doesn't have a phone on this list, then that means u probably have AT&T n theres always next month...probably not tho...Adias!!

Did Bill Gates Just Do the Robot??

While watching tv I came across a commercial with Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates. They seem to have inhabited some random family's house and get into mischief. Its sort of like a leaked sitcom pilot that wasnt meant to see the light of day. Through the oddness and confusion...they made a good team believe it or not. Though Bill Gates is a creepy old man, he played a good wing man to Jerry Seinfeld's comic relief. They really balance eachother out. I thoroughly enjoyed this pointless commercial...come to find out after Bill Gates does the robot in the middle of a suburban street(yes...Bill does the robot) that its a microsoft ad. Who knew??? I still want a mac but i wouldnt mind seeing that again.