Mad At U

Ok so in my 22 yrs of life I've come to 3 conclusions...first one...my hair is gone...there's nothing I can du about it...it's never coming back...second...even tho i know candy man isn't real, I still won't say his name in the mirror n test that shit out...final conclusion...u will NEVER win wit ya girl...like EVER...there can b some dude u hated since tha 1st grade that u fight twice a year n he STILL won't drive u as crazy as ur girl does...i promise....n then females got that get outta jail free card when they start cryin...its like kryptonite...they be so sexy/cute...its like what can i du to fight that...i gotta put my fingers in my ears n close my eyes jus so i can use my outside voice!!!...lol like dudes be real how many times did u look at ya girl like WTF WERE U THINKING!?!?....if so one of 2 things happened next...either u start screamin n she starts cryin n u look like a maniac OR she jus cutes her way out of trouble a couple of days or hours later (with the "r u still mad?" call/text, followed by "i don't understand what I did wrong"...after that everything gets fuzzy). Somewhere between Adam and us guys now we got a raw deal...eFF it...if i can't get mad then I want my rib back!!

Mad Preference

Ok so i was thinkin...but then i stopped for a while cuz it was makin me dizzy...but when i started again i came up wit this question: which is better...dating a girl that has a crazy figure w/ jus an ok face OR a girl that has a naturally beautiful face (means she's bad wit out make up) w/ no real curves?? Normally I have a funny comments or opinions to go wit these posts but this time I really don't know...I'm leanin towards tha 1st choice but that's jus me....I mean either way she's gonna be wearing make up right??...N i know some ppl will say blah blah "what bout personality??"...those r tha ones wit neither of the before mentioned choices so their opinions don't matter...lol i'm playin but not really...and i guess ladies can answer this question too although we already know what ur answer is gonna be...you want MAD FACE...thought we wouldn't find out huh??...

MAD Disturbing

I dont know if you've been chatchin the Charmin toiletpaper commercials with the bears takin invisible shits n whiping their asses in a animated bliss. In this particular commercial it seems as if a mother bear is chasing the little one around with a dustpan and brush tryna wipe toilet tissue bits off of the reluctant bears ass.And they're just having a blast doing this. This commercial was all sorts of disturbing. My first question is why?...i want to call it racist but i dont have a good reason yet. Idk...make ur own thoughts. at least now i know what toilet paper to use when i wanna wipe a bears ass...because the one I was using before jus wasnt doin the job.