Mad At U

Ok so in my 22 yrs of life I've come to 3 conclusions...first one...my hair is gone...there's nothing I can du about it...it's never coming back...second...even tho i know candy man isn't real, I still won't say his name in the mirror n test that shit out...final conclusion...u will NEVER win wit ya girl...like EVER...there can b some dude u hated since tha 1st grade that u fight twice a year n he STILL won't drive u as crazy as ur girl does...i promise....n then females got that get outta jail free card when they start cryin...its like kryptonite...they be so sexy/cute...its like what can i du to fight that...i gotta put my fingers in my ears n close my eyes jus so i can use my outside voice!!!...lol like dudes be real how many times did u look at ya girl like WTF WERE U THINKING!?!?....if so one of 2 things happened next...either u start screamin n she starts cryin n u look like a maniac OR she jus cutes her way out of trouble a couple of days or hours later (with the "r u still mad?" call/text, followed by "i don't understand what I did wrong"...after that everything gets fuzzy). Somewhere between Adam and us guys now we got a raw deal...eFF it...if i can't get mad then I want my rib back!!

Mad Preference

Ok so i was thinkin...but then i stopped for a while cuz it was makin me dizzy...but when i started again i came up wit this question: which is better...dating a girl that has a crazy figure w/ jus an ok face OR a girl that has a naturally beautiful face (means she's bad wit out make up) w/ no real curves?? Normally I have a funny comments or opinions to go wit these posts but this time I really don't know...I'm leanin towards tha 1st choice but that's jus me....I mean either way she's gonna be wearing make up right??...N i know some ppl will say blah blah "what bout personality??"...those r tha ones wit neither of the before mentioned choices so their opinions don't matter...lol i'm playin but not really...and i guess ladies can answer this question too although we already know what ur answer is gonna be...you want MAD FACE...thought we wouldn't find out huh??...

MAD Disturbing

I dont know if you've been chatchin the Charmin toiletpaper commercials with the bears takin invisible shits n whiping their asses in a animated bliss. In this particular commercial it seems as if a mother bear is chasing the little one around with a dustpan and brush tryna wipe toilet tissue bits off of the reluctant bears ass.And they're just having a blast doing this. This commercial was all sorts of disturbing. My first question is why?...i want to call it racist but i dont have a good reason yet. Idk...make ur own thoughts. at least now i know what toilet paper to use when i wanna wipe a bears ass...because the one I was using before jus wasnt doin the job.

MAD Cliches

I thought I'd 08 remix/update some of the cliches we've all grown to love and still use...yet dont make sense and usually dont apply to this day and age. Use these to help you get through life and pass them on to your grandchildren:

1. alls well that ends pretty badly usually.

2. a penny saved is sad.

3. the grass is always greener where you water it.

4. 2 wrongs dont make a right...but it evens shit out.

5. the apple doesnt fall far from the tree unless its a big tree and its windy.

6. dont bite the hand that feeds you...lick it.

7. dont count your chickens before they hatch...matter fact dont count chickens.

8. dont eat where you shit unless ur a shit eater or in a really really small place.

9. if it aint broke...break it...then dont fix it.

10. if it walks like a chic, quacks like a chic,looks like a chic, check the adams apple.

11. keep your head above water...unless ur a fish...then thats not such a good idea.

12. knock on wood...and if its a door your tryna enter...you get a twofer.

13. look what the cat dragged in...a dead mouse...illll

14. the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...or jus right through his chest if wanna get it over it.

15. when life give you lemons...that can could be pretty confusing...jus work with it.

16. You cant teach an old dog new tricks...but he's fuckin old. give him a break. The old tricks cant be that bad.

17. The early bird gets the worm...but the late bird gets pizza....eh?

18. It aint over til the fat lady sings...but i like to end it before she starts.

19. To each his own...unless your poor. then its to each is everybody's

20. you can't judge a book by its cover...unless its a book cover contest..and ur a judge.

21. if you can't beat 'em, join 'em...then gain their trust...then beat em.

MAD Thoughts

You know what i've noticed?...guys dont like peeing next to eachother in the bathroom...at all. If a guy peeing sees another guy coming in...he rushes his piss (which absolutely ruins the experience by the way) so he doesnt have to pee next to em and usually doesnt wash his hands rushing out. And if they absolutely have to, they move so far into the stall that they're practically touching their d*cks to the porcelain. We'd much rather go into the closed stalls. Why? idk...maybe its the forced awkwardness of being next to a complete stranger with ur d*ck in your hand...but who knows. Jus one of the world's wonders i guess. Well...thanks for ur time.

Obama Vs. John McCrazy

I hope everyone seen the last presidential debate. Obama continued to express his views and plans for a better America. He did so extremely clearly backing up his reasoning perfectly and consistently shows genuine concern in the people and our world problems. I mean...you can agree or disagree with his views and values...but thats the beauty of America...you have a choice. All you can ask from a presidential candidate is that you remotley make sense. John McCrazy on the other hand didnt say much but twist everything Obama said to i guess manipulate ignorant people that didnt understand. It got to the point where he jus started sounding ridiculous. Even Obama was laughing throughout the debate. If you didnt catch it...let me give a sample sentence and then a McCrazy twist:

Sentence: "I like rainbows. Flowers are pretty. I have a dog."

McCrazy Twist: "So what you're saying is you hate the trees and want to raise taxes."

...Something like that


Also as the debate went on I couldnt help but notice the left said of McCrazy's face was swelling...maybe it was the pressure. and his left thumb was standing straight up the entire time...like his was tryna hitch a ride out the debate. Theres something weird about that guy...i jus cant put my finger on it.

PLEASE VOTE BOYS AND GIRLS...WE ARE PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH A BAZOOKA

MAD movie review

First of all I'd just like to say that horror flics are the funniest genre because in these so called "serious" situations, the characters seem to always do the complete opposite of what they should do. Then again if they all did what they should do, horror flics would be 25-30 minutes long.

I had the pleasure of viewing the latest in the horror genre...Quarantine. This movie is shot documentary style like Clover Field. Its about a news crew following a fire department for a night hoping they find some action. They end up getting a call about a disturbed woman in an apartment building. The woman ends up attacking the men zombie style. Unlike other "zombie" flics, Quarantine tries to use a more realistic explanation for zombie-like behavior...so the best they could come up with is...rabies...yea rabies. So the apartment gets Quarantined. You would think this was a pretty good setup for a decent horror flic...but...na. Though the movie was mildly entertaining, the stupid behavior made you so mad that cant even enjoy the movie. You were constantly askin yourself and the person next to u..."WTF?"...and it proceeds to disappoint you to the end of the movie. At least they were consistent.

I have an idea for the sequel...This movie gets Quarantined in a apartment building and no one can get to it...THE END. The world is a better place.